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sketchythought:

traceexcalibur:

a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together

That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today. 




May/21/13
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biosonic:

harlequinqueen:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

py-bun:

mitch-the-plaid:

A comic I wanted to get out of my system. I drew it the other day but only now had a chance to colour the first page.

Are demon girls cliché yet?

omg the way she reacted o3o

Not gonna lie, kinda want to see more.

this is so adorable. More!

Blood for the blood god




May/21/13
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I just got called by a collection’s agency for the first time in ever and the woman was so nice haha I was just like “OH MY GOD I TOTALLY FORGOT TO PAY THAT I’M SO SORRY HERE LET ME PAY THAT RIGHT NOW” and she was just really surprised I feel like that doesn’t happen often.




May/21/13
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it’s called the xbox one because they’re only going to sell one

monetizeyourcat:

thankfully they will recover their losses by selling exclusively to Spiders Georg, who is willing to pay $78 million for a single console


x fuck


May/21/13
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Today I was doing my in car training for driver’s ed and we came to a pedestrian crossing where a bunch of people with like 15 babies were crossing and I just thought of that joke that’s like “why are dead baby jokes so funny? Because they never get old” and I JUST STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY INSTRUCTOR ASKED WHY I WAS LAUGHING AND I COUDLN’T TELL HIM.




May/21/13
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striderfeels:

jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle 

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and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*

and then i’m all

SURPRISE KARKAT

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nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION




May/21/13
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TUMBLR USER ROSESOLLUX WHAT ARE YOUR FRIDAY ANIME NORTH PLANS

TUMBLR USER MANNEQUINSCARESS MY ANIME NORTH PLANS ARE

Uh

I don’t actually know let me think.

In terms of cosplay I’m going as Troll!Rose. As far as what I’m doing, I think we’re leaving at around 10am and hoping to get an early check in, and then I’m getting into cosplay at the hotel because hell if I’m going up in grey paint.

From there it’s a lot of ??????????????????????????








May/21/13
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fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing




May/21/13
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I don’t think I’ve ever liked EVERY single song on an album before, but The Second Law has just changed that.




inexorable999 replied to your post: Oh my god apparently I woke up at like 4:30 in the…

I was really confused about that. I turned it off but thought I had left it on all night.

I was boiling to death oh my god I just instantly needed air conditioning and apple juice apparently.




May/21/13
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Oh my god apparently I woke up at like 4:30 in the morning and turned on the central air and stumbled around the living room with an apple juice box hanging out of my mouth and then I just kind of collapsed back into bed??

I JUST REMEMBERED THIS NOW.




May/21/13
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cthullhu replied to your post: Okay apparently my driver’s ed was supposed to be…

Anime mode activate?

I had a Yop in the fridge so I’m just drinking that.

I’m actually five years old and keep apple juice boxes and lunch box snacks on hand at all times.




May/21/13
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Okay apparently my driver’s ed was supposed to be at 12:15 but it’s at 11:00 now? So I should probably put on clothes and run out of the door with toast in my mouth or something.